Monday, August 30, 2004
On this day:

Planned Parenthood Anticipates Harry Potter Getting Some

Leave it to the visionaries at Planned Parenthood to take literally anything, and distort it for their own purposes. Joan Malin, President and CEO of Planned Parenthood in New York City apparently has some literary aspirations in addition to heading the division of the biggest abortuary in the country. If I were J.K. Rowling, I'd cast a big "Go Out Of Business" spell on Malin et al. Speaking of sexualizing children, here's an early hint for this Halloween. In New York City, some adults are just big children, atleast this week. They're very scared, by the way. Thanks to